i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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