There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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