He asked me if I "almost moaned"
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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