you guys were way drunker than both of me
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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