Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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