Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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