i just had sex bonerless
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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