Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
