My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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