thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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