Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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