My first STD was from a foam party
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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