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(616): View more from Michigan

I wannas sexs uuuuu

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.

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(909): View more from California

I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it

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(224): View more from Illinois

I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.

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(573): View more from Missouri

You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing

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(541): View more from Oregon

I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.

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