I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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