How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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