Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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