Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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