so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
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