That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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