talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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