He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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