I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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