okay pat passed out under dana's car
Non-Jews are for practice
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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