So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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