he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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