are you still at the devil's house?
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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