I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Just pee around me
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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