hell yes lets make some ravioli
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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