David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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