Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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