And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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