Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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