Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
