remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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