It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
