Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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