That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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