I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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