umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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