if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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