It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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