No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
