Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I take back everything I said about communal showers
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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