it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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