So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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