i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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