let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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