its not stalking. its research.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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