What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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