My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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