windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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