Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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