This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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