i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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