It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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